I had a hankering for a genuine ‘Bertos-Style’ Burrito and decided this time, it had to be Humbertos in Gila Bend. Period.
The One and Only Humbertos of Gila Bend, Arizona
So to justify the journey, we planned a trip to Organ Pipe National Monument on the Arizona, Mexico border and on the way back up to Phoenix, we could detour along highway 86 through the Tohono O’odham Indian Reservation and make a quick tour of Kitt Peak on our way back.
If we even made it back considering the inherent danger of the Arizona / Mexican border so well documented by important films such as this:
So we beefed up our security team of Sgt Gremlin (a Munsterlander mix), Corporal Dali (a Cheweeny) with Buck Private Flynn (a Labradoodle). Their orders were clear and unequivocal – if you see or smell bank-robber vampires; or even just regular vampires that according to this movie absolutely infest the border – bark at them!
Result: Fair amount of barking, but no vampires were sighted! And we made it to Kitt Peak – but first, the trip.
Caution! Due to the scenic and spectacular visual nature of the trip, there are many, many explicit photos – it’s a photo-heavy blog. Sparkling wit and delightful prose will be kept to a strict minimum!
In structuring a car trip to Gila Bend from Phoenix, one has to consider from what end to enter Gila Bend – Maricopa or the back way down Old Highway 80.
Maricopa is faster, and I had the munchies, but if you take Old Highway 80 you can stop at Gillespie Dam…Readers of this blog will know all about that:
It’s a worthwhile stop, and I hadn’t crossed the Gillespie Dam Bridge from the north. So it was settled: Gila Bend via Old Highway 80.
Gillespie Dam / 12:45 PM / 615 ft /82 deg / 72 miles
Humbertos was simply awesome as I’m sure you can imagine. I had the chicken burrito ($4.95) and the security team had the carnitas plate. And we found this scenic somewhat secluded spot off the Highway to enjoy our meal:
Gila Bend / 2:00 PM / 710 ft /85 deg / 94 miles
We were on our way south on Highway 85 just outside Ajo, Arizona, when despite all our meticulous planning on how to avoid violent, bank-robbing vampires, we realized that although we had eaten a hearty and nutritious burrito brunch; and planned on BBQing steaks later that night, we had forgotten the charcoal! And there we were. Faced with the stark prospect of eating raw steak, when we found this place on the outskirts of Ajo:
Ajo / 2:57 PM / 1727 ft /85 deg / 136 miles
With the crisis averted, we made it to Organ Pipe National Monument:
The hottie on the Ducati was part of an entourage of folks, I think Italian, doing some kind of filming stuff maybe some sort of add for Ducati motorcycle or something. The guy riding the bike was an oldster – hip, but old. Made me feel kind of good that maybe when I’m even older, I can get a gig riding around the desert being filmed by three beautiful women.
Organ Pipe National Monument / 3:45 PM / 1889 ft /79 deg / 170 miles
We settled into our campground:
And headed out for the Mount Ajo driving tour – a 19 mile drive into the scenic Ajo mountains all on dirt roads!
It was scenic:
It would have been nice to hike up to the Arch – but it was already getting late and the sun was down by the time we got back to the campsite. Next time.
Ajo Mountain Trail / 5:20 PM / 1889 ft /60 deg / 178 miles
We had a wonderful BBQed steak dinner and spent the rest of the night drilling the security team on escape and evasion. Up. Down. Tent. Truck. Bathroom. Down. Up.
Corporal Dali did some valuable evasion training learning how to unzip the tent from the inside with her nose, where she and Flynn then bolted off into the night with Sgt Gremlin in hot pursuit. At about 0200 hours.
A false alarm was set off in the truck sometime during the night, and I’m sure it was part of the training plan although I admit I had dozed off during the exercise. Thankfully, it immediately snapped me back to my senses. The security team responded appropriately, barking and running amok.
It’s times like this that you can see the benefits of all the training and discipline that goes into a trip like this that really makes the trip, a trip like this.
We were up at zero dark thirty for area patrol:
We packed it up and headed for Kitt Peak via the lovely and interesting town of Why, Arizona. From Why, we departed from Highway 85 and took Highway 86 east across the reservation. Soon, we could see Kitt Peak in the distance!
Kitt Peak is more awesome than I can show or tell. You have to see it. We drove the 12 miles up the mountain on a typically twisty curvy road and just before we got to the top of the mountain, we saw a turnout for a picnic area and we took it. I’m glad we did, because it put us right next to a gigantic radio telescope:
Radio telescopes rock! And we were right next to this thing and they were exercising the axes so it was moving around and positioning itself. I just thought it was amazing and spectacular.
Learn more here: https://public.nrao.edu/telescopes/radio-telescopes
After Kitt Peak, it was a blitz back home for work and business obligations – but it was a great trip! Hope you liked it!